My Sister’s Eightieth Birthday Party
by Marie F Martin
I received a call from my younger sister, Doris, that we should throw our oldest sister, Norma, a birthday party because we gave Mom one when she was eighty. Sounded reasonable to me. Then my younger brother came up with the idea of doing a video for her about things she pulled as our oldest sister when we were kids. The following story is one of my favorite memories.
By the time we were in the fourth and sixth grades Norma was a complete through and through tomboy and the controller of our small Montana country neighborhood. Norma-nator should have been her name. I was always meek and shy which drove her out of her mind.
We didn’t lack for playmates. Next door in a long green stucco house lived the Grilley boys, across the highway were the Nelsons. They were old, but their granddaughter played with us when she visited. The three Horner girls lived on the other side and on top of Saurey Hill lived the Saureys. This bunch of kids were who we played with or fought with depending on Norma’s mood for the day.
I loved to swim and fish. Luckily, a creek was only a half mile away. We would follow a country road north until we came to a spot where the creek passed under the road, made a bend and went back under the road. This area was ours. We fished and swam, built forts and ate picnic lunches there.
Shy Brookies lived in that stream. We caught them on worms and Schnell hooks, size number six. We crept, hush-hush, along the bank, not making a sound and making sure our shadows didn’t reflect on the water, as we cast our baited hooks into the water. The current carried the wiggling worms downstream under overhanging bushes where fish hid.
Norma caught her share as we all did, but woe be to any of us who made noise.
One day, walking ahead of me, Norma shrieked and high-stepped quickly in the opposite direction.
“What’s the matter?” I asked in a loud whisper. “You’re scaring the fish.”
“I almost stepped on a damn snake,” she answered.
“Not afraid of a little snake, are you?” I asked, surprised at her forbidden word.
“Of course not! I just don’t like them.”
Norma is afraid of the small green water snakes, my mind said. This was an enormous discovery! I now had an equalizer! I bided my time. Sure enough a few days later I had finally found the perfect spot to cast my line into the water.
She said. “Move that’s my spot.”
“No, it’s my spot.”
She balled a fist and ordered, “Go.”
Mumbling to myself, I trudged downstream and plopped on the bank. Movement caught my eye. I reached into the weeds and pulled out a wiggling, hissing snake. It was only a small water snake, but when I held it by the back of the neck, it dangled down a good foot. Wiggling. Mouth open and forked tongue sticking out. Perfect. I quietly circled around behind Norma and stood at her squatting back, holding the snake above her, the wiggling tail almost touching the top of her head.
She glanced up and saw what I held. “Yukkkk,” she screamed. “Get away!”
I held it closer.
She kicked and screamed like death was nearby. “Wait till I tell Mom what you did!” She ran for home.
A little guilt should have nagged at my mind, but fishing was good that day.